~The Mess That Is My Brain~

Yeah.... I'm not really sure... best not to ask.

mattsmithshairflop:

sclez:

carnivalowl:

Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual or pansexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.

You’ve found out my secret.

I just want to bang everybody all the time.

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(via carry-on-my-wayward-assbuttt)

gaia-is-sucktastic:

don’t lie we all do this with our friends when we see someone attractive

(Source: rozaana, via carry-on-my-wayward-assbuttt)

imashambles:

This makes me laugh every single time.

(Source: scarstiels, via benedictsfuckingcheekbones)

sckrpnch:

She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States

sckrpnch:

She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States

(Source: dreka, via carry-on-my-wayward-assbuttt)

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

My cousin’s reaction to the earthquake

This just came up on my dash and I was like “What the fuck, my cousin said that same thing one time” don’t worry i figured it out

(via spn-kinda-saved-my-life)

writing tip #700:

gallifreyanlanterns:

gr8writingtips:

your characters are like geodes

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if you want to see what they’re really made of

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you must break them

this is the best writing tip ive heard in ages

(via im-castiel-with-a-shotgun)

stanathanlovelovelove:

onequartercanadian:

onewordtest:

"Do you think the final episode might not live up to expectations?"

- everyone’s immediate reaction during the awkward pause after the interviewer asks if the finale is really that good -

Neil: *internally screaming*

Alyson: probably not

Jason: Josh, you take this one

Josh: “um…”

Cobie: “well…”

You know you wrote a bad finale when even the cast doesn’t even like it.

EVEN THE FUCKING CAST DOESN’T LIKE IT

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)