Warning: Assbuts ahead

Sup assbuts I'm Zoe and I'm Australain but I currently live in Japan on exchanges... yeah weird Right! ~~~~~~~~~~~So like 99.5% of my reblogs will be Supernatural related and then the rest will be random shit that i couldn't stop laughing at at like 3 AM
Tue
09
2014

stansusedbloggingemporium:

When I was just starting high school, a girl who rode my bus invited me to stay the night at her house and when I did she got really emotional and told me no girls ever stayed over because she was a lesbian and if you don’t think that’s the saddest thing ever you need to re-evaluate your life

(Source: stansspookybloggingemporium)

Tue
09
2014

Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Oh I can’t wait to see McGonagall inspected,” said Ron happily. “Umbridge won’t know what’s hit her.” 

(Source: excepttheeyes)

Mon
08
2014

spacedbitch:

chrissymodi-frost:

notwosnowflakesarealike:

johamesthenifty:

The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

I’ve seen Coraline enough times to know not to fuck with that.

TRUTH^

either you’re very smart for putting that board there, or someone before you put it there and you should probably get the fuck out

Mon
08
2014

just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

Mon
08
2014

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

(Source: camo--zamboni)

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