YO LISTEN UP IF A GIRL FEELS PRETTY NO MATTER WHAT SHES WEARING YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP OKAY THEY DESERVE THAT MOMENT OKAY LEAVE THEM BE LET THEM FEEL PRETTY DONT MAKE ANY COMMENTS REGARDING WEIGHT OR HOW CLOTHED OR UNCLOTHED THEY LOOK OKAY JUST SHHHH
so today my prof called me in to ask if i had sort of stolen some of my magna carta paper from another source because “i wrote so well and clear about the medieval era and my phrasing about it is excellent, whereas most students write clumsily about it”
yeah that probably has something to do with the fact that i write lotr fanfiction sir
you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
isn't that a label they put on small objects?